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  • Trevor : Welcome to Trevors Happy Hour Chat Lounge
  • KIMBERLY : I'M HERE EARLY - NUTTIN' BETTER 2 DO
  • zombywoof : weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
  • zombywoof : rolling a jint
  • zombywoof : joint
  • zombywoof : there are a bunch of parties around me
  • zombywoof : no one brought me pie
  • zombywoof : young sheldon is on
  • KIMBERLY : I TRIED 2 WATCH IT ONCE - COULDN'T HANG - WATCHIN SEINFELD
  • zombywoof : ooooooooh tay
  • zombywoof : https://youtu.be/XMl6HnhFFIA
  • MikeFromMenifee : Show tonight? I doubt it, as everyone is celebrating Thanksgiving with family and friends, right?
  • zombywoof : supposed to be one
  • MikeFromMenifee : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIufyg09WnQ
  • zombywoof : boink boink
  • MikeFromMenifee : Ah, I say let Trevor enjoy his Thanksgiving away from the computer monitor. He needs to spend time with his family and delight in hot turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes and cranberry sauce--as we all should.
  • zombywoof : about 5 sec behind feed kimberly
  • zombywoof : on mike refresh
  • MikeFromMenifee : I hope Trevorino plays this clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbYZDohsHk
  • MikeFromMenifee : How did you spend Thanksgiving, Zombie?
  • MikeFromMenifee : I spent it with my mom and dad and their friends in Rancho Bernardo.
  • zombywoof : myself top ramen mixed frozen veggies
  • zombywoof : she was on
  • MikeFromMenifee : I had turkey, broccoli, corn kernels off of the cob, and Spanish rice. Mom, Dad and their friends were fairly merry. I got to try out the reclining sofa my Mom's friend bought at Jeromes. It was nice and comfy. I also laughed as the Chargers devastated the Cowboys.
  • MikeFromMenifee : Did you call your loved ones today, Zombie?
  • zombywoof : dinner last sunday
  • BRETT : Bad starter
  • MikeFromMenifee : Awesome!
  • MikeFromMenifee : How was your Thanksgiving, Brett? Did you spend it with your folks?
  • BRETT : It's was pretty good.
  • MikeFromMenifee : That's good to hear.
  • BRETT : It's the starter.
  • MikeFromMenifee : Did anyone like the very one-sided football game between the Chargers and the Cowboys? My mom's friend is a true-blue Texan, but she lives in San Diego. She was pissed that the once-invincible Cowboys were laid waste by the once-piss-poor Chargers.
  • zombywoof : dropped me
  • MikeFromMenifee : Did you have a traditional Thanksgiving meal, Brett? Did you have turkey, mashed potatoes and all the rest?
  • MikeFromMenifee : Is the show live? It's not a repeat?
  • BRETT : Prime rib, ham and potatoes
  • MikeFromMenifee : Wow! That sounds awesome. Prime rib: swank! Mom's going to cook up a nice ham for us later in the week.
  • zombywoof : green bean cassrole
  • BRETT : Is this a repeat?
  • zombywoof : close
  • MikeFromMenifee : You're not going to like this Brett, as it involves me spending lots of money on a girl; but, if I could, I'd invite a girl to Lawry's on La Cienega Boulevard in Beverly Hills for a delicious prime rib dinner. I'd wear a suit and tie, the whole nine yards.
  • MikeFromMenifee : I want to ask Trevor how he spent his Thanksgiving. Did he share a nice meal with his mom and his friends? What did he and his mom eat?
  • BRETT : Sounds good. But I would wait a long time with a girl before I do that.
  • zombywoof : marie callanders
  • MikeFromMenifee : Thanks, Brett.
  • zombywoof : go to mission inn Duanes
  • MikeFromMenifee : My family and I recently went to the Marie Callander's in Temecula, and Dad hated it! FYI, this is the same Marie Callanders from which Andy Dick was arrested for disorderly conduct−-−the same day I visited Poorman for the second time: May 3, 2011.
  • zombywoof : well know steaks
  • MikeFromMenifee : A nice dinner date at the Mission Inn doesn't sound so bad.
  • zombywoof : supposed to be swanky
  • BRETT : Trevor cares??
  • MikeFromMenifee : I am just a poor boy, though my story's seldom told. I have traded my resistance, for a pocket full of mumbles, such as.....LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LIE! LALALIELIELIEEEEEE!
  • MikeFromMenifee : How was your Thanksgiving, Trevor? Please tell us.
  • guest_5710h : Can I date you Mike From Manifee?
  • zombywoof : answer the guest
  • MikeFromMenifee : Who are you, guest_5710h?
  • guest_5710h : Your secret admirer .
  • MikeFromMenifee : Before we get to all of that, I want to ask Mike the Engineer, Trevor, and Kimberly about their respective Thanksgivings. Did anyone delight in watching the Macy's Parade?
  • guest_5710h : From Northern Ca .
  • MikeFromMenifee : Hello, Trevor's Mom. How did you spend your Thanksgiving?
  • zombywoof : i'm jelous now guest
  • MikeFromMenifee : Right
  • MikeFromMenifee : He wrote an underground comic called "American Splendor". He worked as a file clerk at a hospital, I think. He was on Letterman. R. Crumb illustrated the comic, while Pekar wrote it.
  • zombywoof : thought he did zippy the pin head
  • MikeFromMenifee : Paul Giamatti played Harvey Pekar in a movie.
  • MikeFromMenifee : Uh-huh: you got the right one, baby! Diet Pepsi!
  • MikeFromMenifee : That's too bad: Irving is an intelligent man. I'd like for him to talk about Old West history on the show, starting with a lengthy discussion about the Red Cloud War of 1866 in Wyoming, and the Fetterman Massacre.
  • MikeFromMenifee : Yes. If I am to write it, I'll have to make a lot of shit up, too.
  • MikeFromMenifee : Do we change people's names to prevent from getting sued?
  • zombywoof : the more made up the better
  • MikeFromMenifee : Lisa played "Classical Gas" on "The Simpsons"
  • zombywoof : yup
  • zombywoof : irving is very inteligent
  • zombywoof : the whiskey gets the better of him, as it does us all
  • MikeFromMenifee : I would have liked to included Video Dave as part of the comic book, as he is a real character; but he was never part of "Trevor's Happy Hour".
  • zombywoof : i guess we just use first names
  • zombywoof : or our handles
  • MikeFromMenifee : Irving is really smart; he doesn't need to say vulgar things all the time; he's fucking better than that! Way better!
  • MikeFromMenifee : YES! Video Dave was the shit!
  • MikeFromMenifee : Blanche Deveraux?
  • MikeFromMenifee : I thought Brett (not from Sacramento; Brett Malak) screened the calls. He did when I called in.
  • MikeFromMenifee : Bob the GM screened calls, too.
  • zombywoof : brett
  • MikeFromMenifee : I'm changing their names so I don't get involved in a lawsuit for defamation of character.
  • zombywoof : was the engineer
  • MikeFromMenifee : I have to give Brett from Sacramento credit: he's right about Mike the Engineer. He's going to get picked up by a big station within two years. I hope it's KFI or KABC.
  • MikeFromMenifee : Mike the Engineer would get along well with Bill Handel or Wayne Resnick. He has an earthy personality and a keen wit.
  • MikeFromMenifee : Play this instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VbYZDohsHk
  • MikeFromMenifee : In any case, Brett is dead on about Mike the Engineer's propensity for hard work and perseverance. Absolutely right.
  • zombywoof : stop using big words mike from menn
  • MikeFromMenifee : Will M&M Fred be a part of the comic? I'll write some lines right now: "Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! Tre-vor! You've been a very nauuuuuughttttyyyy boy! No toys for you under the tree this year. Just coal in your stocking! Ho! Ho! Ho! You didn't even bake me my favorite cookies, with the Plain M&M baked in! Prancer, Dancer, Dasher, and Blitzen: kick his ass!"
  • zombywoof : watching st john boscoe play cenrennial
  • Trevor : Mike the history 2018
  • Trevor : dont date it
  • MikeFromMenifee : Video Dave: "
  • Trevor : sure
  • MikeFromMenifee : Video Dave says this: "My mind and body are one! I have sailed the astral plane for millennia on a quest for genuine spiritual enlightenment, and I have attained it. In the end, we are all one. The universe is within us. Cosmic rays flow through my dory. My chi is strong. The chi flows strong through all of my body points. Come with me, Trevor, on a quest for psychic enlightenment. Won't cost you anything. Evolve to the next level. You are a Star Child. We are all Star Children waiting to gesta
  • MikeFromMenifee : We are all Star Children who are waiting to gestate inside of the womb of the Cosmic Mother. So sayeth Video Dave.
  • zombywoof : david bowie starman
  • MikeFromMenifee : Irving: "Hey, Mike the Engineer! Stop fucking monkeys in the control room and modulate my volume! Goddamn monkey-raping cock-goblin! Motherfuck! Get your ass into the control room and fix my cocksucking volume! Stop boning Dr. Zaius. I know he's your favorite ape, but I'm what matters now. Oh, and fuck you, Trevor! If Mike can't fix it, get your ass in the control room and fix the ass-sucking volume! I sound like a lispy fairy here!"
  • MikeFromMenifee : Trevor: "Okay, you cock nuggets: this is my motherfucking show, and I'll run it as I see fit! You don't tell me how to run my show. I am in control, not you. I am your puppet master! I'm the alpha, and you're all my bitches! When I tell you to bend over, you fucking bend over. When I'm fucking you in the ass, you will all take my bleachy wad, and you will like it! You only exist to suck my creamy loads! Bitches don't tell the pimp how to do his business. Do you understand? Now, be good bitches
  • MikeFromMenifee : Trevor: "You bitches need to know your place. I am the pimp. I'm motherfucking Don Magic Juan, and you hit the streets and make me my money. When you get out of line, I slap you clear across your herpes-scarred faces! The pimp has now law but his own. Bitches are meant to submit. That means you!"
  • MikeFromMenifee : Just writing lines for the comic.
  • zombywoof : brb
  • MikeFromMenifee : Read some of the lines I wrote for the comic, Trev
  • MikeFromMenifee : Kimberly: "Happiness is nigger toes and chocolate milk. Shut up! Just...just shut up, dumbass!"
  • MikeFromMenifee : Irving: "Trev-Limberly: can...c-c-can I....fuck...you? Please?"
  • MikeFromMenifee : Trevor: I just wrote dialogue for the comic book on this chat page. Read some out-loud.
  • MikeFromMenifee : Mike the Engineer: "Shuuuuuutttttt upppppp...asshole! What's with you and this monkey shit? Just....shaddup!"
  • MikeFromMenifee : Exactly, Mike the Engineer. You're the only sane person here.
  • MikeFromMenifee : The Exorcist?
  • MikeFromMenifee : Please play this song next. It's a Thanksgiving song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HS1Rg2dbgA
  • MikeFromMenifee : Mike the Engineer is making too much sense right now.
  • Brett in Sac : I am back
  • MikeFromMenifee : I wrote disgusting dialogue for Trevor's comic book in this chatroom. Hey, Trev: scroll up and read your lines with passion!
  • MikeFromMenifee : Don't answer that, Mike the Engineer!
  • MikeFromMenifee : I always use Charmin
  • MikeFromMenifee : The best member of Boston was the drummer, Sib Hashing. He was the cohost of "Scorch's PFG TV".
  • MikeFromMenifee : RIP, Sib Hashian. You were PFG all the way!
  • zombywoof : i spaced out what did i miss
  • MikeFromMenifee : I wrote some disgusting dialogue for the comic book in the chatroom, and Trevor and Kimberly are picking on Mike the Engineer for no reason and are not making any sense at all.
  • MikeFromMenifee : In other words, you missed nothing special.
  • zombywoof : oh i read that
  • MikeFromMenifee : Kimberly and Mike the Engineer should go out on a date. They are both free spirits and possess an earthy wit.
  • MikeFromMenifee : Mike the Engineer: take Kimberly out for Buds at the Wreck in Lake Elsinore.
  • MikeFromMenifee : Emerson, Lake and Palmer, bi-otch!
  • MikeFromMenifee : Mike is not pretentious. Chicks dig that.
  • MikeFromMenifee : DON'T USE OUR CALLERS' REAL NAMES HERE! WE ARE ALL ANONYMOUS HERE! At night, we use pseudonyms; by day, we live our real lives separate from this tomfoolery. Don't blend the two together.
  • MikeFromMenifee : I'm on Tinder. So far, no dames have matched with me. Mikey is sad!
  • MikeFromMenifee : I prefer Irving when he's sober and discusses his booksmarts on the show. Dude should be a high school English teacher.
  • MikeFromMenifee : Why is marriage an issue for you, Kimberly? He's separated from his wife, and I assume the two have an understanding that they will see other people. Why do you need for the separation to be finalized by a scrap of paper that has a notary's stamp on it?
  • MikeFromMenifee : Irving is really smart. He's a walking encyclopedia.
  • zombywoof : he is a good guy
  • MikeFromMenifee : Take it easy, Mike the Engineer. Don't let the bullshit on this show get you down. Someday, your big break will come!
  • zombywoof : yosemite sam drives me nuts
  • MikeFromMenifee : Don't answer that, Mike!
  • MikeFromMenifee : Why are you picking on Mike the Engineer on Thanksgiving night? It's fucking Thanksgiving night! Give him a fucking break!
  • MikeFromMenifee : Play "Naked Cowboy" by Rotgut
  • MikeFromMenifee : And like Walter White, Irving is a man of very high intelligence.
  • MikeFromMenifee : Play "Naked Cowboy" by Rotgut
  • MikeFromMenifee : Goodnight, Mike the Engineer. Enjoy the rest of your Thanksgiving.
  • KIMBERLY : THAT WAS FUN
  • KIMBERLY : HI YA MIKE FROM MENIFEE
  • zombywoof : yup it was
  • MikeFromMenifee : Hello, Kimberly
  • zombywoof : chat later i got munchies
  • MikeFromMenifee : Kimberly: how was your Thanksgiving?
  • zombywoof : on fb later
  • KIMBERLY : DOES ANYBODY REALLY CARE? I SPENT IT ALONE WITH MY DOGS MIKE
  • MikeFromMenifee : Did you call up your family?
  • KIMBERLY : I HAVE NO FAMILY
  • MikeFromMenifee : I'm sorry
  • KIMBERLY : I'M OK DON'T TRIP
  • KIMBERLY : U GUYS ARE MY FAMILY - HOW SAD IS THAT?? LOL
  • MikeFromMenifee : Okay. Did you watch the game between the Chargers and the Cowboys?
  • MikeFromMenifee : That sounds nice. Thanks, Kimberly
  • KIMBERLY : FUCK NO - THE ONLY SPORT I LIKE IS BULL RIDING
  • MikeFromMenifee : My mom isn't close to her family either. They treated her badly. She started her new family when she married my dad and had my sister and me.
  • KIMBERLY : OK I'M OUTA HERE BUH BYE
  • MikeFromMenifee : My mom doesn't like it when I bring up her side of the family. It's like they don't even exist for me. They were bad to her.